Hyperion: Daddy Issues Review

I’m back here for the second part of this DC and Marvel counterpart review. Gonna cap things off now with Hyperion, Marvel’s Superman (well the most blatant one.)

Like Nighthawk, Hyperion ended up in the main Marvel universe but decided to become a truck driver to explore America. At one stop he is approached by a girl named Doll who is on the run from some evil carnies. Hyperion fights them back and now they’re on a road trip style adventure to stop this carnival. Also, Hyperion’s murder of Namor doesn’t go unnoticed so a battle with Iron Man occurs.

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Alright like Nighthawk this book was cancelled at issue six and while it wasn’t as bad as Nighthawk it still wasn’t very good. There are positives though so I wanna mention those at least. The art was pretty good, it’s bright and clean and gives this road trip story an indie feel. It works well when there are horror elements to the story like the Carnies powers and designs. Hyperion, aka Mark, while having the Superman knockoff origin story and abilities, has a little bit of personality. He is more grizzled and knowledgeable and is just a pretty cool character in his own way. The new character for the story, Doll, is an alright contrasting character to him. She’s got a generic overexcited, tomboy personality but it’s not annoying like most characters like this.

Now for the negative side of things. First, the villains were weak. They were just weird carnies and only one was a threat to Hyperion in battle and he gets taken out first. After that they’re just a bunch of hillbillies fighting a Superman so obviously there’s no tension. Iron Man is another villain in the story technically and he was just annoying. He’s written to try and be witty and snarky and he just doesn’t shut up. I think this was done so you’d want Hyperion to beat him up, which he does really easily.

I’m pretty mixed on this book but I do think the pros do outweigh the cons in the end, so I can’t call this rubbish. If you like the character or want a road trip comic I’d recommend it but for anyone else I’d just borrow it, which is what I did.

Writer:Chuck Wendig

Artist: Nik Virella

Rating: Borrow From A Mate

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Nighthawk: Hate Makes Hate Review

Nighthawk, a member of the Squadron Supreme, is somehow transported to the mainstream Marvel universe and ends up in Chicago. Of course Chicago is in the middle of racial tension as a police officer is currently on trial for the shooting of an unarmed black teenager. There is also a string of murders as white people who have somehow caused problems for black people are being killed off. Nighthawk straps on his Yeezys and teams up with a woman named Tilda to fight some white supremacists and take down the serial killer.

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So after reviewing those two comics starring DC’s flagship character’s, Superman and Batman, I just happened to read two Marvel comics about their counterparts, Hyperion and Nighthawk. Hyperion will be the next review but I wanted to talk about Nighthawk first.

Nighthawk really isn’t good. This series was cancelled at issue six so this is the only volume and I can understand why. None of the characters are interesting, the plot is so boilerplate and uninteresting, the murder mystery is one of the worst I’ve seen, and the art has one very big problem.

First off, Nighthawk himself isn’t well written here. He has flashbacks to his parents telling him to control his rage but it never has any resolution, he just ignores them really. Him going too far and struggling to control it could be interesting but it’s just not handled well, especially because he murders so many people right at the beginning. The other characters include his assistant, his Alfred, Tilda who is so obnoxious. She just goes on and on about how she used to be this great supervillain and that she fought Captain America once. She’s like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, just living in the past. Me not knowing who she even was before this comic makes her bragging all the more annoying. Also in this book are just cliche cops who all act like rookies or are just corrupt and rich, racist white guys.

Secondly, the story is weak. The murderer, The Revelator, is just killing bad white people who have done things to black people. He doesn’t really have a personality and all of his motivations are told by other characters. The worst thing would have to be how it teases this mystery about who the Revelator is but you never get the answer. Nighthawk goes to research the guy but then it becomes a message about how the murderer could just be anyone who feels oppressed.  The secondary story about this rich evil white guy selling guns is terrible too. He has the most cliche motivation, money.

My last point is going to be on the art. It’s fairly decent and I liked the covers for this series. However, their is an odd coloring decision I have to address. For whatever reason blood is colored pink for the most part. It takes any seriousness out of the gory fight scenes. Even worse though is the final issue, where in a very important scene a character has brown blood just smeared all over him. It just looks ridiculous and removes all impact from the scene.

Overall Nighthawk was a bad and sloppy comic. Nothing came together and this comic was canned really quickly and will be forgotten just as quickly.

Writer: David F. Walker

Artist: Ramon Villalobos

Rating: Rubbish

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Skyman Vol. 1: The Right Stuff

For the first time on Vintage Bullet we’ll be doing a review of a Dark Horse comic.

In this story the original Skyman is seen on television assaulting a black guy in a bar and then calling Obama the “N Word.” The government decides it’s time to replace him with another member of the Skyman training program but they’re all white so they kidnap our main hero, Eric Reid, who was crippled in a jet plane fight. The Skyman suit gives him powers such as superstrength, flight, and the ability to walk again. Reid does what he’s told by his superior, General Abernathy, while being hassled by another army guy named Sharp who hates him for letting his squad die in that jet fight.

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First I have to mention how since this volume is only 4 issues it breezes by quick. It took about half an hour to read and the pacing is really fast. There’s constant leaps in time from the first time he puts on the suit to a 40th time he went out to fight Arabs. Which makes it odd in a later scene where he’s still shouting out loud how awesome it is to be flying, even though it’s the climax. The biggest example is after giving a speech about how he’s better than Sharp because he cares about who lives or dies and then immediately on the next page when Midnight asks if they should check if the villain is alright he says “Screw him” and walks off.

This leads to my biggest problem with the story, a lack of stakes and investment. A lot of that comes from the lack of an interesting cast. Reid bounces around from the gruff hero with a sad backstory to a snarky teenager who just got their powers. Sharp is angry because he got passed over as Skyman and hates Reid because those people that died. He gives Reid a shower beating and it’s an even fight so they just stop in an awkward scene. Captain Midnight is here for a crossover and he’s pretty cool as a Captain America stand-in.

I’m gonna mention my favorite aspect of the whole book is the art. The landscapes are so detailed and the sense of flying you get during those scenes is amazing. I will say this is a pretty run of the mill story but the art brings it back up so much. It’s solid throughout the whole book and nowhere does it falter. Hats off to Manuel Garcia for bringing an alright story into a visual splendor.

Writer: Joshua Hale Fialkov

Artist: Manuel Garcia

Rating: Borrow from a Mate

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Superman Vol. 1: What Price Tomorrow? (The New 52)

Now that I’ve covered the critically acclaimed New 52 Batman’s first arc it’s time to check out the opposite, Superman. (Some spoilers ahead for the villain origins)

The story takes place five years after Superman first made himself known to the public. Superman is seen as a hero by some and a villain by others, mainly the government, because he took the law into his own hands to arrest a corrupt businessman when he first started. The Daily Planet is bought out by some rival and upgraded into a multimedia building with Lois in charge of television and digital and Clark is still in print. The real important and almost interesting thing is Superman fighting against some aliens that speak only one word, Krypton.

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Wow at first read I didn’t really have a big opinion on this comic but on reflection this was so awful. I don’t even know where to start with this one. There is not one character I cared about in all of this; not Clark, not Lois, and none of the Daily Planet characters. There’s no one at all to humanize Superman, no one who he talks to or someone that matters to him. His parents are dead, Lois basically doesn’t care about him and Jimmy barely talks to him. There is so much dialogue of the other characters just talking about the business or talking about Superman that gets so repetitive and unnecessary.  In general it’s too wordy where everything in the first fight scene has captions for some reason when I can clearly follow it with just the art.

The villains are three generic villains, who aren’t even visually interesting and their origins are so ridiculous I can’t understand it. This is supposedly because George Pérez was told he had to make the story tie into Grant Morrison’s Action Comics which took place 5 years ago in story. During that story Superman acquired his Kryptonian armor and on that armor there was a symbiotic nanobyte from a planet Brainiac had collected. For some reason, five years later the robot adapted Superman’s powers into itself. Then there are three of the robots and they mind link into Superman’s brain, who was at the new Daily Planet, and then make a clone of him that kills some villains around the city. The real Superman is for some reason in the atmosphere and we never find out how he got there. The clone fights Supergirl until Superman arrives and kills it. It’s such a mess I can’t even understand any of it.

The art is the only good quality in all of this, I can’t think of another thing.

Writer: George Pérez

Artist: Jesús Merino

Rating: Rubbish

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Batman Vol. 1: The Court of Owls (The New 52)

Ay Vintage Bullet is back.

After the mysterious death of a John Doe, Batman heads into an investigation where the prime suspects are the Court of Owls, a legend among Gotham about a society that has been running the town for centuries. Batman brushes it off as just a story and his reasons for ignoring such a lead is revealed throughout the book. We also learn a lot about the origins of Gotham, the Wayne Tower, and Bruce’s own family.

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Here’s a really big book I haven’t been able to talk about yet. As a casual fan of the Bat franchise I was never inclined to pick of any of Scott Snyder’s solo series, despite the rave reviews. But now I have read the first volume I can deliver probably the exact opinion that most people have, it’s pretty good.

Snyder writes all the characters very naturally where Bruce, Dick, and Alfred all read like they should. There’s a few new characters but they don’t really have personality except for Lincoln March, who’s a lot like Bruce though. The Talon doesn’t say much but he doesn’t need to, he’s a mostly silent assassin. Old Rogues make an appearance only in the first couple pages of the story but they look and act like they usually do. There’s a cool cameo by Pyg too in the group shot.

One of the key strengths of course in any comic is the art and Manapul’s is amazing. It’s simple but effective in the earlier issues and then goes full on insane in the later issues. Issue five is my favorite of the seven issues included in this collection simply for so many reasons. Seeing Batman at such a low point is amazing and the way he goes through the labyrinth while descending into madness makes for a visually interesting issue. The comic itself actually starts to turn it’s way upside down until the climax.

My complaints are minor and any big problem I’d have is related to this story arc only being half over with the “City of Owls” being covered in the next volume. One scene that felt out of character was in the final issue where, no spoilers, someone gets punched for no real reason except it looked cool. All and all it’s pretty good on it’s own but the next volume will make this story much more complete.

Writer: Scott Snyder

Artist: Francis Manapul

Rating: Full Price

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Angel: Revelations

As an X-Men fan I know some stuff about them. But out of the original 5 X-Men: Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Iceman, Beast, and Angel. Of the five Angel is the one I know the least about. I know he’s got wings and sometimes he turns blue and fights the team but who doesn’t now a days. So when in 2008 a 5 issue miniseries titled Angel:Revelations came out I picked it up to learn all I needed to know. And this is when I learned that there wasn’t much to the story.

My main problem with this miniseries is how cliche it is. Warren Worthington the Third is a rich kid in a private, religious school so already he’s not relatable to me. He’s got a rival who is a jock, a cheerleader girlfriend, and a loser of a best friend. It’s like they grabbed every teenager story and tried to graft it onto one character, so Warren is a good athlete and he has a girlfriend but he hangs out with a loser. There’s also a pedophile priest, who abuses the loser kid, and the way the story just kinda brushes this off later is lazy. Warren was only a likable character when he was worrying about his wings and near the end when he becomes Angel.

On the pros side I really liked the villain. He’s an unnamed psychopath who disguises himself as a priest to gain access to places he needs to go. He kidnaps a little mutant girl after killing her parents. The girl has the power to locate other mutants so the psycho uses her to hunt them down. The guy’s got an imposing presence and they manage to make him a looming threat throughout the story.The art is a style I haven’t seen before. The character designs are all wonky because everyone’s got elongated limbs and stubby faces. The shading is pretty dark too, which I don’t mind in the darker parts of the story. The coloring is a bit dull though.

Final Thoughts: All in all it’s a generic story, but I must admit I did start to like the characters at the end.

Rating: Borrow from a mate